About This Game All Sparkles games are standalone, don't worry about it!Sparkles wrecked a spaceship and got kidnapped by a mysterious Green Star, play as Magic in this new rescue adventure. NEW GAMEPLAY! NEW MAGIC! NEW FRIENDS! NEW CAT! NEW BONES! NEW GAME!I was adding gamepad support to the original SS3D, but that didn't work out very well so it turned into this instead. I hope you'll have fun playing!With music by the totally rad RyunocoreIf you want to check out OG-SS3D, select it from the popup. I'll leave the old store page description here.Spaceman Sparkles 3D is a frantic and groovy action shooter that takes place in a thumpin' disco universe, this time with a mysterious magical space hat of sparkling origins. Orbit around tiny planets, shoot space ghosts with space hearts, crack heart-gems and get keys in your adventure to save space. Be warned though, this SpaceQuest is not for the faint of heart. Only the quickest fingers and brightest minds will make it through this gruelling adventure to save whale.This is a short and probably kinda hard game, spinning around tiny planets might make you a bit nauseated. I do think that it's pretty exciting though and I hope you'll have fun with it, but if you don't the refund system is a pretty neat feature! Hot badges and cute emoticons. 6d5b4406ea Title: Spaceman Sparkles 3Genre: ActionDeveloper:tjernPublisher:tjernRelease Date: 21 Mar, 2016 Spaceman Sparkles 3 Manual Activation Unlock Code And Serial As a person who stumbled upon this, I really enjoyed the older version rather than the 3.5 updated version. But I still recommend this for its stunning visuals, especially if you have a 4K monitor.. It's a huge flop from the first game. A transition to 3D was a bad idea. VERY BAD.The game consists of 10% Getting to the bosses and 90% Fighting the bosses. And I assure you that you'll either be raging or bored as \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 for 95% of the time you play this game. It revolves around you... Well, revolving around a center point of gravity. Some times what surround that point is material you can stand on. Some times it's surrounded by two balls of water on opposite sides of each other. Or just water. You have many different ways of moving around this terrain. How well do these mechanics function? Pretty damn poorly. I'm a frequent player of Team Fortress 2, so I came into this game biased and used to a certain form of aerial movement. Though a good game will know how to get you associated with its movement system. Anyways, the quality of the game is Sonic the Hedgehog levels of transitions to 3D. There's not much good to say about it, excpet that it has good music. But that doesn't give you an excuse for making a \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 game. Now, onto the bad things.The first three inch thorn stuck in my big toe is getting to the bosses. Dear god is it tedious. Some platforms are so difficult to get to, it comes down to spinning around the panet that you revolve around and hoping to god you somehow land on one. Though this isn't that bad, since the game puts you straight back into the action when you die, but it's still so annoying. It can take 15 Minutes to get to the boss. Not going through an action packed level or being taken through an intriguing story. Just looping around a planet, trying to get onto a foot long platform while at Mach 4. An when you finally get to it, you're treated to a hardcore BDSM room, Who's on top? That depends on the boss.Yes, the bosses. The footlong porcupine quill stuck into your chest. Some lay on the table and strap themselves in, crying for punishment. Others shove you onto it and make a lamp post come out the other side of you like a rotisserie chicken. The prior kind of bosses are so easy, it comes down to holding down three buttons for about 5 minutes. No need to prepare this scenario. It's that simple. The latter bosses are \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing insane, They either keep you in an cramped space or have attacks that are so \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing annoying to dodge, and may I add you can only get hit three times. And even after five minutes of arbotrary button holding or hours of trying to dodge those attacks that literally made a hole in your wall, directly or not, You have to deal with something else. A boss after that boss.Yes, the heart shaped vortex. The dog that's finished eating your reproductive organs and is going to your brain for some dessert. This thing shot the chance of a good game in the leg. This thing rapid fires large green orbs I can only identify as sea urchins and makes rods come out of the terrain. May I also mention that it seems to have a lot more health than the actual boss. Just imagine it. It's taken you so long to defeat a boss. You finally take away its last heart, only for the game to say "Nope, \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 you. You have to fight another one. Oh, you failed? Well do it all again." I never finished the game. Because I am not a masochist. I am a sadist, but definitely not a masochist. Even Dark Souls veterans wouldn't and shouldn't beat this game. It is a pile of crap that does nothing but make a mockery of what Spaceman Sparkles 3 could have been.. I can already tell I am going to enjoy this as much as spaceman sparkles 2.Thanks for making this!. Basically how I felt playing this game"Died again... at least music is awesome""Aw... last boss already?""Cool, there is more!""OH GOD I SEE COLOURS AND HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS HAPPENING!"If challenging short game is what you want (and good music), I definitely recommend this.. God damn coming back to this game really did a number on it. For one all my save files from the old version disappeared despite me never removing the game from my computer, and the OG version of the game also feels far more clunky based on my memory. The newer version of the game with the story and dialogue seemed offputting at first but seemed a welcome addition, but as I got through the bosses, I reached the Ghost Eye Boss, the changes seemed to be for the worse. This boss had me going at it for a good 5-10 minutes of constant firing and dodging to remove only one of its hearts. Comparing this to even the previous bosses, it was a lot longer than expected, and gets extremely annoying with the limited playspace in the new version, which is essentially a single circle which seems large enough at first, but compared to the older, is minisicule and not worth the sacrifice. Tuning to the boss health is the least I would ask for if a patch is added, maybe I've experienced the worst of it and it gets better.Though I'm not happy with the new update, it was still fun when it wasn't long as\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 Would still recommend for the old game and the beginning of the newer version.Kinda don't want to, might atleast get some change if I do.
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